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♪ THE BIG BANG THEORY THEME ♪

 THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING 
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 L’HISTOIRE DE L'UNIVERS 

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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started

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The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall

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[We built the pyramids]

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Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang !

Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.

The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late,

▒▒ And they all died ▒▒
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[they froze their asses off]

The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang !

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